Hiram Weegsly Evans was a member of the Ku Klux Kleegee. He was a high ranking member, and anti-Fakegee extremist. He was born prior to the Fakegee and Mahzii War as a Weegee Clone. He was found by John Weegee Booth, and recruited for the Ku Klux Kleegee. Despite hating things that are different, he eventually got plastic surgery to look like a non-Weegee to trick Fakegees. He was eventually found and captured by Kezaneegee. Kezaneegee and Fakegee interrogated him, until he finally gave answers, and was set free. On his way out, he was sniped by Malleo for giving away info.